Thursday, April 03, 2008

Go away

Whomever found my blog by googling "work sweater tits desk", you need therapy. Same goes for you, "Ginger + Honey Penis Growth".



Blogger Letty Cruz said...

... now THAT is why it took me about 2 years to create a public blog :O

9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...Whomever found my blog by googling "work sweater tits desk", you need therapy...."

They need both unfettered access to, and the desire to use, an OED is what they need. Ignoring the grammar and syntax problems, the use of the vernacular 'tits' to represent 'teats' is the very reason the West will eventually pay Charon for that one-way passage across the Styx.

Why is it that those words would cause 'google' to forward folks to your blog?

In Cognito

9:06 AM  
Blogger Ginger said...

Well, anybody who googles anything with "ginger" in it usually winds up at my blog.

"Sweater tits" probably wound up at this post:

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O'er the pond, the word 'Ginger', when applied in reference to persons of auburn hirsuteness, is normally done so with a derogatory implication. Being in possession of a 'ginger minge' being the most egregious aspect of this affectation.
As for 'sweater tits(sic)', as a child I was convinced that girls were just boys outfitted in lumpy sweaters. The discovery of my misunderstanding was both horrifying and enticing at the same instant.
The Greek historian Dio Cassius described Boudica, the famous Celtic Queen of the Iceni, to: "be tall and terrifying in appearance ... a great mass of red hair ... over her shoulders".
The titian afflicted travel with crimsom resplendence and boast royal descent.
Lucky you!
My grandmother on my father's side was an Irish ginger - even named Ruby. Alas, however, she was of the wrong kind of Irish persuassion - a Prod!

In Cognito

4:03 PM  
Blogger Ginger said...

Well, I'd say that since the "Mother of Britain" was a readhead, maybe the Brits should change their attitudes a bit ; )

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could not agree more. My mother was a Liverpudlian and I have had several blood transfussions to rid myself of the blight.
As far as the "Mother of Britain" is concerned, remember, the Brits invented patriarchy - and deep-fried Mars Bars too.
Enough said.

In Cognito

4:29 AM  
Blogger Snark Scribe said...

I've gotten hits from "tampon in nose" and "exhibitionist neighbors" which isn't surprising, because I've actually blogged about those. I still think it's funny someone was googling those phrases, plus "hypnosis breasts grew."

7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least no one will ever find your blog by Googling "correct grammatical form." It's WHOEVER, not "whomever." Whom is for the objective case. The subject in this sentence is the "who" in question.

2:45 PM  
Blogger Ginger said...

Awww, thanks for the grammar lesson, teach!

You'll be relieved to find out that I know how to spell "smart ass", and know exactly when to use it.

3:05 PM  

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