I heart New York

Hello readers! You may have noticed that I haven't posted a story in a while; I've been up to my slender neck in work mayhem. Getting up from my desk to go pee is all the exercise I get lately. It's a bummer, but stay tuned, as I will soon return to my regularly scheduled programming.

In the meantime, here's some snarky goodness from the blog Overheard In New York:

Cokehead to small dog: You piss me off.
--St Marks Place
Overheard by: Murray

Crackhead to French girls: This side of the station is for crackheads only. You are in violation of code 113, this area is reserved for crackheads only. So move now.
--110th St Train Station

Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, the next stop is 59th Street. And if you haven't voted and are thinking of voting for Bush, please see the movie Fahrenheit 9/11. Thank you. Stand clear of the closing doors.
--4 Train, 42nd St
Overheard by: Jonny

Hobo to well-endowed girl on the street: Damn girl! I wish I met you when I had a job!
--54th & 9th Ave.
Overheard by: Jasmine

I do love California, but the natives are nowhere near as interesting. My hometown knows how to bring it.