Monday, December 04, 2006

"Mikey likes it" - my 100th post!

Readers, I've been agonizing as to how I would herald my 100th post on this blog. First of all, I can't believe I've gotten to 100 already. Dear readers, the freaktastic roller coaster that is my life is even worse than I thought! (Or better, if you're one of my loyal readers who enjoys my weird little stories). Secondly, I should have known that my 100th post would have dropped right into my lap when I was least expecting it.

I work right next to a mall, which is a genuine blessing-and-curse scenario. On one hand, convenience = good! On the other hand, holiday clusterfuck = bad! Shopping is not my favorite activity; Yours Truly has been permanently scarred by a short career in retail. Fighting screaming children and their (understandably) harried parents just so that I can get in and out of a store is a tad draining. However, I'm not done with my Christmas list, so today I gritted my teeth and ventured out to run errands on my lunchbreak.

It's actually a lovely day here today - in the 70s and sunny. I was enjoying walking through the mall (it's an outdoor), despite the expected crush of shoppers.

While on my way to the Gap, I noticed a pair of dudes staring me down as they walked towards me. You know, the up and down thing. Whatever. I hate the up and down stare, but wasn't going to let it affect the beautiful afternoon that I was enjoying. Maybe they work in retail, and taking inventory is second nature - ?

No such luck; as they passed by, one of them sucked in his breath and said in a low voice, "Oooohh, I liiiiiiike."

Puke.

What could have drawn their attention? Must have been my button-down men's style shirt and jeans. 'Cause we all know that when a woman covers up, she's inviting that kind of....oh, wait. I guess he was just an ass.

Lordy lord. I had a few quips bouncing around in my head that I could have fired back at him, but I had the sun on my face and the breeze in my hair; an oddly peaceful feeling on a Monday afternoon. I didn't think he was worth the wasted breath.

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Blogger Lina said...

happy 100!

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Blogger Linnaeus said...

Crack open the adult beverage of your choice, Ging. You deserve it.

Once again, this blog illustrates just how different perceptions can be and that what appears as simple fun to one person isn't so fun to the person on the receiving end.

You know, I'm all for "checking out" someone that you find attractive, but there's ways to do it and ways not to do it. Every time I read these entries, I'm reminded to be aware of this.

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