Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Innocent

Last fall, Godson and his mom Suzi were driving around while she was doing errands. As they passed a dairy farm, one of the bulls mounted a cow and started going to town. Suzi kept driving without comment, while thinking maybe he didn't notice. I'm really not ready to explain the birds and bees just yet.

After a minute of quiet, Godson piped up, "Hey, Mom! Did you see those cows?"

Oh, shit. "What about them, buddy?"

"They were playing leapfrog!"

I laughed my ass off when his mom told me that story. You only get to be that innocent once.

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Blogger Snark Scribe said...

I was at the park and a gaggle of male ducks were chasing a female duck, trying to mount her.

Some little kids said, "Hey mommy the ducks are fighting!"

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