Monday, January 12, 2009

Presumptuous

Got an email today from a 25 year old with a special offer:

I know we have a pretty big gap between our ages but i wanted to let you know how attractive you are. Want to get to know you and be that young athletic man to come take care of you on your lonely days where you just need a release. What do you think?

UM.

I think he watches "Real Housewives of Orange County" too much! Not all women in their 30s are lonely and desperately looking to reclaim their 20s. Besides man-hos, I have also eschewed Botox, perma-tans and implants...so far. I'll keep you posted.

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Blogger Linnaeus said...

"Want to get to know you and be that young athletic man to come take care of you on your lonely days where you just need a release."

Translation: "I want to be your booty call for my pleasure as well and would rather not invest anything more than that."

Which is not in of itself bad, as long as both partners are on the same wavelength. But I suspect he may not have thought of it that way.

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Blogger Ginger said...

Right?! I think he's concerned with his 'release,' not mine.

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OpenID metalsunflower said...

I think I have a hand, I can use that. Thanks all the same.

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