How to raise a freak

From the blog Overheard In New York:

Little boy, pointing to lacy panties: Daddy, I want some of those!
Dad: Son, when you're older, girls are gonna be throwing you their panties.

– overheard in a Victoria's Secret

Nice job, dad.

What are the chances that this kid will someday be featured in a blog like mine? I'll go with 100%.